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Adam Hyde @RedHotPoker

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Posted by RedHotPoker - March 29th, 2008


Making a Dad 'n me movie called "Just Me".

Expect things that make no sense and a lot of purple.

:D

Dad 'n Me movie


Posted by RedHotPoker - March 6th, 2008


It's true you know. I mean some of you are alrite i guess, but on the whole every one is an arsehole, me included of course. But do i care? No. This is the internet, where i could say i was a 13 year old girl with a tight cunt and looking for action. Sadly im a 17 year old boy with a small cock, looking for action.

I released 2 cartoons today and almost every review i have had so far has complained about the lenghth. And this isn't a first. Almost everything i have ever released (20 or so cartoons) has been "2 SOHRT LOL GET SOEM SKILZ NEY" What the fuck do you want from me? I am no machine i don't have the capactiy to kep my interest fixed on a single thing for long. Plus i like nice short flashes. A quick 20 second skit is far better than a 8 hour marathon. If you want long things the GTFO of newgrounds.

Also your mums a twat.

Pot noodles are so nice. I love them. Just beutiful pots of love.

Anyway.

Newgrounds = Fags


Posted by RedHotPoker - October 23rd, 2007


Well. This is my first newgrounds post so i may as well reel of all the things im doing in the hope that some one cares. I'm not a famous artist although i'm apparently popular (according to p-bot, but who honestly listens to that fag?) And i assume no one cares for my work. But hey, why not?

Sigur Ros - Hey Satan

No nothing to do with the devil.... the songs actually about hey bails and farming....... but my animation is about space...... all very confusing. My best animation to date by far. The complexity of it blows all the rest of my shit out of the water. There's even some kind of story (but not reallly :) ) and all the people who have watched it so far have said its rather emotional and sad. :D I CREATE EMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOD!!!!!!!!

Roughly half done.

Arcade Fire - Neon Bible

Shortist song by them so it had to be done. Awsome repetative beat. Great vocals with nice lyrics. The art style for this is simple lines and a clasic computer light green for... well, everything. So far im happy with this but then again it is just alot of line drawings :@

37/53 done (Oh yes that fraction was nesecary)

The Era Of Silence

Basicaly just a huge silent film. Only just started this but its looking good so far. Sort of like a massive dictator ship bans music and blah blah blah. I have no idea frankly. But it will be good. I promise. :)

I'll probably crank out some short shit that i do in one night along the way as well, but that is my shit. Enjoy mocking me.

My flash's